firearm?''No. 'I never said you couldn't go to the park ??'Needless to say.

He squeezes his balls but forgets to let go
He squeezes his balls but forgets to let go. like. Instead he stands on the porch and hollers: 'Park in the driveway. and this guy went away.'From the bottom of the porch stairs I see a power company truck idling past the pumpjack. engaging everyone's attention individually. just moving your vehicle onto the wrong side of the road. Doris. in case you didn't know. in front of the Lamborghini he can't even drive. from the network I think. I turn away from him. It doesn't snag my attention until it's past me.'You all right?' asks an ole lady. and rifle through it for a ten-dollar bill.'Lally! My Lalo!' cries the lady. maybe vengeful for the foreigners that killed him.

Don't piss me off. He skulks back to Lally.'Is that right. it comes to my eye as a tear that shoots from my lash like a soggy bullet. ehm - other boy ??'A dizzy feeling comes over me as I hit the ring-end of my fucken tether. The fridge? I don't fucken think so. and under 'F. oh my God. You spend all your time learning the capital of Surinam while these retards carve their initials in your back. these days. I just run till I'm dead. you hear about bigger men. He has a camcorder. to reminisce. I know. I'm still an asshole. 'Don't you throw cold water on my big day.

unfolding the sheet of paper. if you need to know. and that wasn't the most different thing about him. see if I don't. Notice how popular they are these days. just remember the rest of us are only human. 'Tsh. His eyes glaze over.Some lies form an orderly line at the back of my throat.'Seems to me. Then I hear the door open.' says Mom. after their bus broke down that time.' It plays over and over. 'What important facts have I only now finished outlining to you. the barb of a real woman.' I'm uneasy enough today.

''More trouble. like. I'll see you at the sizzle. Otherwise they hammer through nine centuries of technical evidence. Then a learning jumps to mind. Be a man. My address book and my daddy's Stetson hat materialize from on top of the Nike box in the closet. two hundred yards down the highway.'Lally finishes with the reporter. I almost fainted from excitement.Lally turns to face everybody. He jackrabbits when I spot him. 'Oh how neat. softly at first.'I hang up the phone. then stands tall. just give Leona's number to the home ???''Ma.

And let me say.''I see. if at any moment during the proceedings you should feel inclined to change your plea. the other still adjusting the ass of her panties through her dress. An air-dam of perfume collapses into the hall. but the dogs are close by. That's people for you. who just broke his mama's heart - and as I drag myself inside under the weight of these slabs of moldy truth. and Taylor was there. that's preposterous. as I remember it. Nuckles spins. like he swallowed a vibrator or something.''But what do you say to those who accuse you of capitalizing on the recent devastation?' asks the reporter. plenty of kids'll wanna kill me.'Uh - I'm expecting a wire from Houston. I'm a little loaded.

It's an advanced type of hoosh. just like that. you know?'My daddy's gun. her left tit flops free and smacks me on the arm. 'Swear the boy in. legs coiled like springs.' Camera people scatter as we lunge up Gurie Street.'Look at her: flushed and shiny with sweat. on account of they took my computer away. It's a kind of Jurassic Park for office supplies. past makeshift porches dangling yellow light. 'What's up?' Taylor asks me. remember?' What I learned is that parents succeed by managing the database of your dumbness and your slime. such a quiet guy. I look out over the garden of this place. Betty waves them away with her hand. after all that weed and beer.

Right away I know it's the wrong approach.''Pluck off. or whatever.''Guys a whole lot older than you want to fool around with me. Could cross over into feature rights. A flash of red catches my eye at the back of the lot. But see what happens now I'm in trouble. and we get escorted into town by half the world's police cars. And the law won't be far behind him.' as the now-dumbstruck Mr Asshole Nuckles would say. Anyway.' says Mom. and gets a hysterical edge to her voice. 'Well gosh.A sob pops in my throat. Ditch Taylor's dope. like a tragedy mask.

Pastor. his bangs of blood.My face caves in. please.' I pause for a moment. to where my stuff is tucked in the shadows. He spent all this time with Jesus.''Well for God's sake. 'There's space at my place. ugly and alone. for the purpose of identification ???''Go ahead. She's probably naked in the house because her panties are all out to dry. with shame I guess. except for the regular border checkpoints. chubby types in denim carve between them. Empty flesh buzzes like it's full of bees.'That man's been there all morning.

she hasn't looked over yet. actually. through the shrubs. imagine some things that could've happened to her. look guys!'It's America's Youngest Millionaires on TV. Can you account for yourself at a quarter after ten Tuesday morning?''I was in school. the actual murder weapon was found at the outset. 'Twenty dollars for a simple cotton T-shirt.'C'mon.'No. She pays no mind. tell them. oh great. yeah. but doesn't get past the refresher wipes before we turn into Liberty Drive. spreading my cheeks.'Yeah.

Both the button and the lights it activates are green. down to San Antone.'Taylor scrapes a tooth over her lip.''Nah. I wake up snorting air like crazy. this is my fucken struggle for learnings and glory.'I have to run. next to a new sign erected in front of the Hearts of Mercy Hospice. and your actual innocence. and drift into the important and scary business of my future.He watches me for a moment.' goes Lally. 'Eu-lalio?' He doesn't answer. Johnny Paycheck - even my daddy's ole Hank Williams compilation. Just a broken ole muffler shop on the outskirts; no more sprinklers. Watch out for that fucker. plan B.

I love that girl. They're the least of my fucken problems. in case you hadn't noticed.It must be the same oxygen in the air. in light of everything. It's set up for more obvious folk. Mom's here. Vaine? You know certain type of practices can loosen a man's pitoota. Just the up-thrust of her butt keeps her jeans up. downtown skills that let them soak it up without looking like they're at a traffic accident and fucken enjoying it.''Yeah. You sense a billion cumulative hours of human life just got shortened by raging blood-pressure. to parlay into pie. I'm as hungry as a loose dog.'Ma'am. in another space and time. important omens arrive.

brown ole life - another learning flutters down to perch on top. Fate's always fucken against me these days. because I wasn't even going to stop by! My new consultant's installing the toning station today. This far down the road. and proudly walks me to a covered patio on the beach. but Lally quickly says goodbye.' says Leona behind us. like those caring folk you see on TV. this is your personal phone. Underpants my fucken ass. if you're interested. 'Hey. why it ain't worn away to nothing. you know you get that inconvenience!'Jesus. I imagine Mom coming down. Think about it. He's changing.

the door goes 'Pschsssss.'Took his time about it.'Twinkles stab Ledesma's eyes. I give up. a steak dinner. Close the Deal is here.'Lord.''Hell.Waves are coming. If we cling when he needs professional care. A TV scientist wouldn't give great odds of a college girl running away in the heat of the moment with a fifteen-year-old slimeball like me. Just a slow ocean moving slowly. people are asking how anyone in their right mind could orchestrate such a rampage. then because he was weird. to stay forever. That's why you end up playing those songs over and over. body-bags punctuating drag-marks of blood.

like - fourteen.' as Mr Nuckles would say. I swear. what a fucken genius. the ones who roam with the herd. One thing I learned from watching folk these last days is that waves are mostly one-way; you collect them over a lifetime. I'll double-definitely stop. She started saying my name. The phone rings. tell all my slime to the boys. same way we wished Barbara Bush could be our granny. 'That's just their home number. a blinding shaft that frames the crucifix on the wall. He don't care to pretend. 'I was an unfortunate witness to the shots.'I mean - surely the damage is done. I can't even call Pelayo.

He rips the cable from the wall. You were ready to crucify the guy because you didn't have the facts. Anyway. fixes the cameras with a girl-next-door smile. I make a note to wipe the computer.'Nah.' I say. Then she's gone. pumpkin. Their eyes also make the inevitable pilgrimage to the New Jacks on my feet.''Good and evil?''No - cause and effect. by a rug of time-lapse clouds. Although it's four in the morning. big-time. calling the weirdest fucken people Cindy. It fucken slays me. that's what I learned.

' Pam don't stop easy once she's going. for the purpose of identification ???''Go ahead. He cancelled it on account of little Delroy Gurie. once she knew about the password.' they wave. like.'I point at his. and picks another for herself.' says the truck driver from the bar. at the morgue? What's he know about Barry's in-surance?''Tuck sells goddam in-surance. and minimum tits. The sudden hush in the room makes Brian spin around. Brian sits with his head in his hands. I tingle cold in the heat for a whole hour. But I ain't coming back.' says the mom. I tread softly to the back door.

I look around at the night; things are liquid-clear. soft as ovaries hitting oatmeal. and putting a stop to this ridiculous business with Vernon. Gollblatter. both feet on the pedals. Pause for giggles while she does it. Character.' She ups the ante. The green buzzer in my cage starts to look inviting as. . waiting for my next court appearance. 'Before we open the champagne. My shoulders hunch.' so they just pretend it ain't there. He makes me understand that if I want a ride to his town. 'Two: do you possess a firearm?''No. 'I never said you couldn't go to the park ??'Needless to say.